crablin

Hey dude, don’t lean on me man, cause Im losing my direction and I can’t understand.

May 25th

I’m on the biggest thing of next year. I recommend ‘Your Cocaine Days Are Over’...

May 25th

The Sound of Arrows slaying in Stockholm tonight. Good times.

May 24th

Relegation party at mine this afternoon. Five games on live on five screens in my front room. Call...

May 24th

We just went out to buy gin and came back with a table, a new cushion and of course, gin.

May 23rd

http://twitpic.com/5pmvw The only thing that could have made the hemingford better is here. Meet...

May 23rd

http://twitpic.com/5pa0j Delicious Hemingford. K-Dogg and Swearer.

May 23rd

When you’re all like “man Jack Penate’s amazing” just remember who loved him...

May 22nd

I’d like to go for a drink with Dr Vince Cable MP. Can anyone sort that out for me?...

May 22nd

It’s fairly clear that the new @jackpenate album is going to fucking huge. Can’t wait.

May 22nd

Jack P at Cafe 1001. Lovely to see @caiusp. Dananan tore 93ft. Apart. All so good. #staganddagger

May 22nd

Gutted about Plan B mag.

May 22nd

RT @garethedobson thanks @jackbarnes for pointing me towards http://tweetingtoohard.com/ best thing...

May 21st

I have a delicious bellend.

May 21st

Songs that will soundtrack my Summer no.1 : Sky Larkin - ‘Antibodies’

May 21st

All I want to do is read my email. Is that so much to ask?

May 20th

Tonight was huge for shows! La Roux, The Bronx, A.C Newman, Metric, Idlewild. I wonder how many were...

May 20th

Wolfram Alpha appears to have become a trending topic because lots of stupid people don’t know...

May 20th

http://yfrog.com/3sxmdj #swineflu

May 19th

I’m glad I’m not that only one who’s suffering. Being this ill, it must mean I...

May 19th

First time ever in having to leave work because of illness during the day. Bus is rapidly filling...

May 19th

The Ashes start in fifty days. I am so excited, it’s untrue.

May 19th

Yeahhhhhhhhh. Exactly what I needed, that. Linvoy, three goals and three points. Lovely stuff.

May 19th

It’s quite windy, eh?

May 18th

Gin and slims and quite marvellous Worms 3D tournament. Good times.

May 17th

Colin and K-Dogg’s naked can party. http://yfrog.com/5fco6j

May 17th

Last night’s @dananananaykroy show ended in sizeable holes in ceiling.I just got mail asking...

May 16th

For most, an early Saturday at a train station would be dull. I’m loving it....

May 16th

The Great Escape has turned into a collection of the walking dead. Everyone hit it way too hard last...

May 16th

Pop quiz, hosted by David Quantick. Holy Fuck, Danananan and more in attendance. Good TIMES. Calum...

May 15th

Listening to @myfirstmine singing with parenthetical girls post Katie @weareskylarkin beach party -...

May 15th

I am totally hacking crablinZ. Love, calum

May 15th

Watching Lyrebirds at Komedia, sounds pretty huge #tge

May 15th

Spare double room in Brighton travelodge tonight. Let me know if you’re interested.

May 15th

“In a poll of who was the coolest cricketer taken last year, Chris Gayle voted for...

May 14th

My BlackBerry is being slightly odd this morning. Strange when my iPhone is more reliable than the...

May 14th

Who else is heading to the great escape today? #tge

May 14th

Kate Silverton is a total babe.

May 14th

Today isn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

May 14th

Nothing quite like waking up to a #twatlight. Or indeed a #fixreplies.

May 13th

Dananananaykroyd at #tge - Thurs,Audio,9pm;Fri,QueensHotelBasement,10pm - get involved.

May 13th

Does anyone know if there’s a web site that enables me to search the internet to find web...

May 13th

Good @zanelowe meeting this morning; plotting afternoon with Australian label and then Great Escape...

May 13th

RT @GregCochrane “Soulwax’s Much Against Everyone’s Advice came out ten years ago....

May 13th

Lots of arguments on twitter today.entertaining; tho in some cases may need to be renamed...

May 13th

I FEEL TOTALLY CRAP. I HAVE A HEADACHE.

May 13th

Playlist: Springsteen, James Morrison, Nelly Furtado, Tasmin Archer - what next?

May 13th

The post-Exchange IMAP wonderland is making Monday a treat for the senses.

May 12th

Burial/Four Tet 12” is proving a fairly good way to get into today’s todo list.

May 12th

You are all jealous of my lamb sandwich.

May 12th

Single of the week: ‘Yowser, Yowser, Yowser’ by Gyratory System on Hansard Records.

May 12th

Does anybody want to come with me to see Cursive tonight?

May 12th

I think I just ate all of the lamb in North London.

May 11th

Never underestimate the glory of ESPN Classic.

May 11th

I’m just having a spot of lunch.

May 10th

Greg Pritchard just blew my mind.

May 10th

Well, @samwolfson is on his way with curry and beer, it’s nearly 8pm and Saturday. It must be...

May 10th

I’m going to be South of the river for the day, dreaming about a dog high-fiving a cat.

May 8th

I’ve got a lot of love for Kirstie Allsop right now.

May 8th

That’s it. We’re going to win the Ashes and Graham Onions is the world’s greatest...

May 8th

RT @GregCochrane La Roux: new video exclusive http://bit.ly/17X304

May 8th

FYI, I’ve decided to win the EuroMillions tonight. Thanks.

May 8th

Top 3 men who I fancy from ‘The Wire’ - 1. McNulty 2. Stringer 3. Omar

May 7th

Drogba and Ballack should be banned from European football for life. An absolutely shameful display...

May 7th

Oh god that is HUGE. Apologies to all my Chelsea chums, but JESUS.

May 7th

Good grief that was a corker. Gray even wheeled out his catchphrase! #chelseavbarca

May 7th

Come on Barca!

May 7th

Now not going out tonight. Chelsea v Barca at my gaff if you’re bored.

May 7th

Literally gutted I missed AU at The Lexington last night. Today is so fucking wack.

May 7th

I grow very tired of work’s Exchange server.

May 7th

Mood gradually descending from ‘good’ to ‘bad’. More updates as they happen.

May 7th

Who is going to Sky Larkin tonight? Let me know if you want to come with me! OH HELL YES!

May 7th

The most EPIC LittleBIGPlanet battle taking place in my bedroom right now.

May 6th

The world needs reminding of this fact: ‘New Moon’ by Cave In is the most EPIC song...

May 6th

I’d also like to take this moment to thank Kasra @kasranoize for the Jesus Lizard 7”...

May 6th

This morning, I’d like to take the time to thank Andre @workitmedia for making me tea.

May 6th

Hampshire top of Div1, Derbyshire top of Div2. Go on 55b!

May 6th

Huzzah! Sky Larkin tomorrow night!

May 6th

Fellow losers! I made a playlist of all the LittleBIGPlanet music on Spotify:...

May 5th

Larsen B at The Lexington tonight. On stage at 9.20.

May 5th

In my ideal world, Gyratory System is selling more than The Fratellis. So good.

May 5th

Enjoying new LCD panel in bedroom. A modest size in comparison to the lounge plasma, but PS3 is very...

May 5th

Danan are playing with Black Lips and Mika Miko at The Great Escape. That’ll be fun times.

May 5th

Who the FUCK is Steve Appleton!?

May 4th

I honestly cannot imagine life without the hemingford arms. Call me and join us if you’re at a...

May 4th

If I was asked to define ‘ultimate tosspot’, Stephen Mulherne would be the only answer.

May 3rd

Sky Box Office need to lay off on the fast flashing images at this time of day. I’ll fall off...

May 3rd

“He’s got a fine array of repertoire of shots” - yeah good one.

May 3rd

Jamie Pugh for prime minister! #britainsgottalent

May 3rd

Let the talent begin. TALENT.

May 3rd

All I care about at this time on a Saturday is BGT. Simon’s going to kick off tonight, I can...

May 3rd

Britain’s Got Talent party at mine, 7.30 onwards. A few in already, followed by gin until...

May 3rd

Oh Ricky… :(

May 3rd

I’VE HAD ENOUGH AND I’M MOVING TO CANADA NOW BYE.

May 1st

New Lost is just like a reveal-fest this week.

May 1st